25. Wife: 10 barsa pahila maile jun keta sanga biwah garna maneko thiyen. U ajhai samma rakshi piyi rahancha
Husband: Wow ! Yati lamo celebration!
24. What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy
,Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is kismat futi,
saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…
23. Thappar khayera risaudai wifele Husband laai bhanyo:“manchhele usailai jhapad hanchha jaslai usale prem garhha
.”Wife le Husband lai 2 thappar hirkayo ra bhanyo“tapai ke samjhanu hun6 ke ma tapailai maya gardina”
22. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……Husband : ma yo Khamoshi lai ke samjhu ??
Wife : hey beakuf ! ganna ta deu….
21. Wife: ma timro yadma 15 din ma nai aadha bhaisake, malai lin kahile aauchhau? Husband: 15 din ajhai parkha…
20. Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
19.What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
18. Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
17. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?
16. Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date
15. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting every time!
WIFE says: No darling, it means: – With Idiot For Ever
14. Husband will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
13. A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! andha hu 5 Rs. dinus “Husband said 2 his wife- Deu deu, timilai sundari bhaneko 6 har halma andha ho….
12.. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer: On their Wedding !!
11. Wife bought a new transparent bra..Wife in front of her husband!
Husband: yahsma timi ekdamai sexy dekhi rahe 6au.
Wife: thaha 6 malai salesmanle p ani yahi bhandai thiyo
10.In art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife : ab janchhau pani ki hawa aaunjel parkhi baschhau?
9. Evolution of man:
Without bihe Spiderman
bihei ko din superman
bihe pachhi Gentleman
n
wife khobsurat bhaye sara janma watchman.
8. What’s the difference wife n neighbour’s wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream.should have immediately.
7. Wife ke gardai 6u?
Man: machchhad mardai.
Wife: kati maryeu?
Man: 3 male ra 2 female.
Wife: kasari thaha payeu?
Man: kinaki 3 rakshi ko botalma thiyo or 2 phone setma
6. Wife: sunnusa na tapaiko best friend galat keti sanga bihe gardai 6 tapai usalai kina roknu hunna?
Husband: “ma kina roknu? Ke usale malai rokeko thiyo pahile?
4. Wife : Hidan kahi ghumna jau car ma, baru car ma drive gar6u..
Husband: car timi drive garchhau yasako matalab janchhau car ma ani aauchhau akhabarma
3. honymoonko rat
husbandle 500 wife lai didai bhanyo”maile yo kam kahile freema garina
wife 200 firta didai “ maile 300 bhanda jyada kahile liena
2. Angry husband: bhan aaj samm kati keta haru sanga sutis?
Wife: sachho bolu tapai sanga matra, aru sabai sanga Sara rat jagi rahau parthiyo
1.Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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