Saturday, September 24, 2011

Birthday sms


7. A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come 
Happy birthday.

dashain

 27.हामी नेपालीहरुको महान चाड बिजया दशमीको पावन अवसरमा यहाँ लगायत यहाँको सम्पुर्ण परिवारहरुको दिर्घायु,सु-स्वस्थ्य एवं सफलताको हार्दीक मँगलमय शुभकामना ब्यक्त गर्दछु


26.बिहानी उज्यालो लाई पर्खन्दै अन्धेरी रातमा रुमलिये पनि,
झरणालाई नियालेर  तिर्खाईमा तड्पिए पनि,
सहासको बाटो परिवर्तण नहोस् यात्रा निरन्तार चलिरहोस
हुरिबतासको लहर जति नै बेगले चले पनि, कर्मको दियो आटुट बलिरहोस
यहि छ मेरो भावना, विजया दशमीको हार्दिक मङ्गलमय शुभकामना! शुभकामना!! शुभकामना!!!


dirty sms



 66.I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!! 


Monday, August 29, 2011

Nepali Naughty sms


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21 जब कुनै केटिको बिवाह हुन्छ सुहागरात अगाडि बेहुलीलाइ साथीहरुको सल्लाह ।
गाउघर्को केटी - बेहुलाले जे जे गर्छ गर्न दिनु ।
अर्धशिछिट बेहुली - जे जस्तो भए पनि सहनु पछि आफै ठिक हुन्छ ।
आधुनिक केटि - के चिन्ता गर्छस यार तलाइ सबै थाहै छ ।
बिदेसमा बसेर फर्केकि केटि - ऐइ कुनै नया स्टाइल रहेछ भने मलाइ पनि सिका है ।

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Nepali jokes

21.  “Yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..

Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohi Pani Chain?
Keti “malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..






20. Ekjana le sadhu sanga bhanyo “mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…










19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai” priya ,timilai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagali ,  yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..










18. Dad – tero Yati thorai marks? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre?
Son – ho dad, hirkaunu parne, jau maile dekheko chhu sir ko ghar










17. Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho?
Ram – wife sanga?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho Ni………














16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Good morning sms



30. I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.what a lovely way to start my day…..







29. Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leave your worries at the blue blue bay.





28. Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Happy new year 2012 sms

35. मनभरिका इच्छा अनि तृस्णा

सजाएका कल्पना अनि सपना
गुम्सिएका मनका चहानाहरु
बनोस सबै बिपना
यहि नया बर्ष 2012को सुभकामना ।।।





34.नया बर्षले छरोश नया उमङ तिमीमा
केहि दुख आओस बितोस बर्ष खुशीमा
उदेस्यले छोयोस सजिलै त्यो आकाश
प्रगति गरि बन्न सकुन तिमि महान
यहि नया बर्षको सुभकामना





33. लिई आओस नव बर्ष उमङग खुशीहरु
छर्दै जाओश जिवनले नया रङहरु
लाखौ बिच नया घर हुनु पर्छ अब
ताजा फेरि ओइलीएका रहर रहर हुनु पर्छ अब
यहि नया बर्ष2068को हार्दिक सुभकामना अब







32. सफल होस तिम्रो यात्रा,सम्पन्न होस तिम्रो मनकामना,उच्च होस् तिम्रो सिर्,पुरा होस तिम्रो सपना, सफलताले चुमोश् तिम्रो उदेश्य यहि नै यो नया बर्ष 2012 को मगलमय सुभकामना









31 .तिम्रो आखामा सजाएको सपना , तिम्रो हुर्दयमा लुकएको अभिलाशाहरु ,यो बर्स पुरा होश अहि मेरो 2012 सालको सुभकामना ।।







30.नव बर्ष 2012 को उपलक्ष्यमा हार्दिक मङ्गलमय शुभकामना। साथै नवबर्षले तपाईमा नया जोश जागर उमङ्ग ल्याओस। तपाईले चालेका प्रतेक् पाइलाहरुले सगरमाथाको शिखर चुम्न सफल होउन,साथै सुस्वास्थ्य एबम दिर्गायुको कामना गर्दछु।







29. प्रचण्ड झैँ गफाडी नहुनु , गिरिजा झैँ घमण्डी नहुनु , माधव नेपाल झैँ दोधारे नहुनु , सेर बाहादुर झैँ अनाडी नहुनु , सुर्य बाहादुर झैँ सैतान नहुनु , ज्ञानेन्द्र झैँ लाचारि नहुनु , फोरम झैँ बिखण्डनकारि नहुनु , यहि मेरो NAYA BARSHA 2012 को सुभकामना



28. याद आयो भने आँखा बन्द नगर्नू , भेट भएन भने पनि दु: नमान्नू , हामी सधैँ सँगै हुनुपर्छ भन्ने केही छैन , तर मित्रताको ढोका बन्द नगर्नू यहि मेरो सुभकामना NAYA BARSHA 2012 को सुभकामना



27. I Wish in 2012
God gives You…

12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days Success,

8760 Hours Good Health,

52600 Minutes Good Luck,

3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!




26. Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!



25. May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.



24. Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don’t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.




*HAPPY NEW YEAR*


23. My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2068



22. I wish U to have a …..

Sweetest Sunday,

Marvellous Monday,

Tasty Tuesday,

Wonderful Wednesday,

Thankful Thursday,

Friendly Friday,

Successful Saturday.

Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR






21. In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…

God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you…

So, Enjoy spending…

Happy New Year.




20. A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2068





19. Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2012 with God Bless.



18. Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed…..Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2012…..



17. New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless you through out the new Year.



16. Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.



15. New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2012



14. When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…

Let it signify new and better things for you,

let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,

Let it signify a year of courage and believes,

Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2012




13. New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.



12. People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Happy New Year!!12. Little keys open big locks

Simple words reflect great thoughts

Your smile can cure heart blocks

So keep on smiling it rocks.

Happy New Year 2012




11. 2068 is at the door…

Remember

Life is short, break the rules,

Forgive quickly,

love truly,

laugh uncontrollably,

and

never regret anything that made you smile.




10. Thre have been many time in 2012

when I may disturbed you

troubled u

irritated u

bugged u

.

.

.

.

today I just wanna tell you

.

.

.

.

I plan to continue it in 2012




9. I wish U to have a …..

Sweetest Sunday,

Marvellous Monday,

Tasty Tuesday,

Wonderful Wednesday,

Thankful Thursday,

Friendly Friday,

Successful Saturday.

Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR




8. We will open the book.

Its pages are blank.

We are going to put words on them ourselves.

The book is called Opportunity

and

its first chapter is New Year’s Day.




7. Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don’t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*




6. Before the sun sets in this year,

before the memories fade,

before the net works get jammed

Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2068




5. Each moment in a day has its own value.

Morning brings HOPE,

Afternoon brings FAITH,

Evening brings LOVE,

Night brings REST,

Hope you will have all of them everyday.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012




4. When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..

Let it signify new and better things for you,

let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,

Let it signify a year of courage and believes,

Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2012




3. Keep the smile,

leave the tear,

Think of joy,

forget the fear,

Hold the laugh,

leave the pain,

Be joyous ,

Coz its new year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR




2. Tom Cruise

Angelina Jolie

Aishwarya Rai

salman khan rajesh hamalJennifer Lopez

Amitabh Bachhan

& me..

All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.




1. Beauty..

Freshness..

Dreams..

Truth..

Imagination..

Feeling..

Faith..

Trust..

This is begining of a new year!

Nepali jokes



 21.  “Yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu...
Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain?
Keti “malai thaha chha Tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni...






20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha! Upaaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…










19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai” priya, timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu.
Keta –”pagal, yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..