Thursday, May 12, 2011

Exam sms sms


 5. My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “No dear, result is near”.

4. To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

3. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

2. class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
1. An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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