Nepali jokes

21.  “Yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..

Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohi Pani Chain?

Keti “malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..

20. Ekjana le sadhu sanga bhanyo “mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj

Sadhu “Are gadha! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…

19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai” priya ,timilai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”

Keti “sandil kholu .

Keta – ”pagali ,  yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..

18. Dad – tero Yati thorai marks? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre?

Son – ho dad, hirkaunu parne, jau maile dekheko chhu sir ko ghar

17. Ram – talking in cell politely

Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho?

Ram – wife sanga?

Shym – yati prem le

Ram – timro ho Ni………

16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6?

Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u think ?

 Gal: I Think, Euta Bebkuf thiyo, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo,tara Airport Batai Farkiyo .

14. Lovi bahun kahtmandu s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla?

Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.

13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. bahera ho ???.. phone bajeko sunenau, phone uthau….. bahera..

12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa ,

timro yad aaucha,

 jaba pani parchha ,

timro yad aauchha ,

 jaba panimaa bijchhu timi nai yad aauchhau.

bhana mero chhataa kahile farkauchhau ???

11.  Rakshi banyo tyasaile bhatti banyo fool banyo tyasaile bhamaraa banyo , timima kunai khasa baat chha , kinaki,tyasai pagal khana banen….

10. Phool bina sugandha bekaar……

chandrama bina Chandni bekaar…

 prem bina Zindagi bekaar……

Mero SMS bina Timro MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

9. jasari Heera le Heera katchha …

 falaamle falaamlai katchhha .

thik tyasari nai heradai gara ek din… timilai KUKURle katcha….

8.timi hasi rakha ,sadhai hasi nai rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha , hasera khusi hau ,hasera nai jivan bitau , malai ke chha ra ,manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha PAGAAL bhanera… ..!

7. Aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha, ke bho? Ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho ha ha ..

6. Doctor says to hari: tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group autai chha, ho?

Hari: kina nahosa ta , usale mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khun khai rahechha…

5. Schoolma nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo : madam  alikati tapai ,alikati ma koshis garchhu bachcha ta niski hal6 ni …!

4. Nepali niyam…yadi ketile aafnai echhale diyo bhane PREM …. Yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR…. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR…. yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR

1.      Keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo.

2.      Keti: hami timiharulai haraayera dekhaune chhau.

3.      Ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…

2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo…    wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..

1. Girl: aamaa bachchaa yahi baata niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha?  

Mom: ho!

Girl: o my god! Tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho????