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 33. A good marriage would be between

a Blind wife and a deaf husband.   

  

32. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

 A: He is given his last chance to

run away!        

31. Man: Is there any way for long life?

Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help?

Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.        

30. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person, who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND!      

29. One day a man inserted and advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”       

28. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

you know, I was a fool when I married you.

She replied, Yes dear, I know

but I was in love and didn’t notice.      

 27. “When a man holds a woman hands?”When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense  

26.It’s funny when people discuss

LOVE MARRIAGE vs. ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone,

if suicide is better or being murdered        

25. Telling a lie is

Fault 4 a little boy

an Art 4 a lover

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

and a Matter of survival 4 a married man        

24. Only true friends stand by u

during bad times.

I promise

I will attend ur wedding.         

23.The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!        

22. First marriage is the triumph of

imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the

triumph of hope over experience         

21. Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not

the only element of life.

We should also know horror,

terror, suspense, irony,

stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.        

20. Marriage is like going to

a restaurant your choice

from the menu,

And

then look at neighboring

table n wish you’d ordered that…         

19. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I don’t Understand her. 

18. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!). 

17. Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.  

16.One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”  

15.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -

Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving  

14.Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.  

13. After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”      

12.A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -   

11.Marriage changes passion … suddenly you’re in bed with a relative  

10.Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.  

9.Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.      

8. A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’. 

7. They say marriages are made in Heaven. So it’s is thunder and lightning. 

6. There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.  

5. the most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.

4. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.. 

3. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him       

2. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.       

1. I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.